Mathew Abercrombie 2003-08-22
4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
There are good movies, these are movies worth seeing. Then there are bad movies, movies not worth seeing. Then there is a paradox, movies so bad, they must be seen. That is the category that "Submerged" falls into. This is one of those movies where the more serious the writers tried to be, the funnier it ended up. (Not laugh `with' funny, laugh `at' funny!) This movie is filled with appalling lines like "He's shot, but it's not deep!", or "I want a full night search ready by O-600!" (think about that one). And the story is not even plausible to an elementary school student. If a plane falls from the sky at full speed into the ocean with no pilot, IT WILL CRASH AND BE DESTROYED! It won't just come to a gentle rest, then sink! This movie is so bad it is good. I have never laughed so hard at anything else in my life! And I won't give anything away, but just wait until you see the end, it involves a U-Haul, and handy bazooka supplied by convenient off-screen personnel, and apparently it takes place on Tuesday at 3 o'clock...